The 2010 Olympic Figure Skating Drinking Game

Take a sip whenever:

Take a shot whenever:

Finish your drink if:

• Commentator Scott Hamilton mentions dreams coming true
• Commentators Scott Hamilton and Sandra Bezic talk over each other
• Someone says "grade of execution"
• Someone skates to "Phantom of the Opera" or "The Impossible Dream"
• Pair skaters do their side-by-side spins in unison
• Russian skater Evgeny Plushenko waves his arms around "artistically"
• Someone lands a QUAD!
• Johnny Weir is referred to as flamboyant
• The Evan Lysacek/Weir rivalry is brought up
• Twizzle FAIL
• U.S. ice dancer Ben Agosto's outfit reminds you of fat Elvis or 70s Travolta
• U.S. ice dancer Tanith Belbin's hair looks awesome
• A Russian team medals in ice dancing
• A French team medals in ice dancing
• A woman's spin position makes you uncomfortable
• U.S. ladies skater Mirai Nagasu gets a jump downgrade

• Someone pops their dislocated shoulder back into place mid-program
• Evan Lysacek dresses like a dead bird
• Canadian men's skater Patrick Chan talks about how he don't need no stinking QUAD!
• A man does a Biellmann spin
• A man wears sequin
• The commentators tell you a five minute backstory of a three minute ice dancing program
• Someone mentions U.S. ladies skater Rachael Flatt's AP classes
• Japanese ladies skater Mao Asada lands a complete triple axel
• Korean ladies skater Yu-na Kim botches a triple flip
• A woman's spiral sequence makes you uncomfortable
• NBC puts the wrong picture up for a skater

• There is a program stoppage due to wardrobe malfunction or injury
• Swiss men's skater Stephane Lambiel lands a clean triple axel
• A male skater wins the gold without a QUAD!
• American men's National Champion Jeremy Abbott gets mentioned in the short program telecast before Johnny Weir and Evan Lysacek
• A North American team wins the ice dancing gold medal (actually, if this happens, drop the drink and grab your snow gear because it will mean hell has frozen over)