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Meetups, Beatups and Bits
Just in case you haven't heard, the Islanders are sponsoring a meetup for the airing of the February 11th game against the Penguins. So, to get you up to speed, there is outrage and mock outrage, and some level of support for the idea from Puck Daddy and um, mostly outrage. What I guess many are...
Albert Haynesworth's Match.com Profile
From the same minds that brought you: Vinny Cerrato's Gmail Hacked, Tony Romo's Facebook, and Redskins Valentine SomeEcards, here's Albert Haynesworth's Match.com dating profile: (click to enlarge) And don't be shy with that "Rec" button...let's get this baby on SB Nation homepage.
6 Pranks the Redskins Players Should Pull on Haynesworth's Return to Camp
If anyone knows me, I love to pull pranks. When it comes to people that go out of their way to piss me off, I'll spend days or even weeks planning my schemes. Well, if I was a Redskins player, busting my butt while one teammate stays home, you better believe I'm going to prank his ass. The Redskins...
Skate Canada: I laughed and I cried
I laughed and I laughed and I laughed Because the judging...kind of a joke, right? Home field advantage has not been this pronounced in recent memory. It was most evident in the program components scores. *I should also note that there was some other questionable judging, like the dinging of Mirai...
Speaking of Ducks...
A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style.""What’s country style?" asks the...
The difference between men and women (JOKE)
HER DIARYSaturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go...
A story of male sensitivity
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk. They connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...
Burn! Leafs joke.
I came across this site called Hockey Drunk through Canucks and Beyond. Johne had a great Leafs joke posted there. Hope you get a laugh out of it. Canuck fans could all use a good laugh in these dire times, huh?Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of...
Wrestling Joke
Wanna talk Canucks and Avalanche? I don't. Wanna talk about the Canucks being out of a playoff spot right now? Me neither. It's kicking a dead horse. At least, now they will know what it's like to play 60 minutes of desperation when you are a team that's trying to get into the playoffs. Colorado,...
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