tease Stories - Required Elements
Suggestion to Bruins fans and/or organist
Since the Bruins players have been warned not to offer finger food to Canucks players, might I suggest borrowing a page from the Sharks playbook. Do that annoying hand-clasping shark-chop gesture while the organist plays the Jaws theme.Greatest idea ever, if I do say so myself.
Dear Mao....
Dear Mao, I'll cut right to the chase: I think it's time we take a break. We both know this isn't working. The truth is, you have become clingy. It's not enough for you to land me once in a competition. You want to try me up to three times! And it's just too much pressure for me. I think it...

